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Pay Me to Go Away
Open Letter to Congress Regarding the Budget: I am reaching out to anyone that can help me with something I like to call Pay Me to Go...

Selene Greenleaf
Mar 18, 20191 min read
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Give the Public a Chance
Dear Senator Sanders: I have an idea as to how we can get rid of gerrymandered congressional districts. We can make those districts open...

Selene Greenleaf
Mar 4, 20191 min read
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Isms
While listening to someone attempt to define the word socialism, I was immediately reminded of the immortal words of Ferris Bueller: “Not...

Selene Greenleaf
Feb 11, 20192 min read
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Welcome to Trumplandia!
Hey, Donny boy, I’ve had an epiphany. In case you don’t know what that means, I’ll ex— … never mind. Let me just simply say that I have...

Selene Greenleaf
Feb 5, 20192 min read
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Dear Madam Pelosi:
I am writing today to offer my heartfelt congratulations on your becoming the first female President of the United States. I don’t know...

Selene Greenleaf
Jan 21, 20192 min read
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